Ah, my favourite bit....

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I think this is where I'm supposed to dazzle people with my brilliance, list all my achievements, citations and qualifications, impress everyone with all the very cool stuff I do, look intellectual by listing my highbrow, esoteric interests, list all my positive personality traits, express a love of travel and art, maybe add some pictures of my pets and make sure everybody is left with the impression of a jolly good egg.

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Hmmm.... oh, well.

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I could make stuff up, but, hey, that's what I do all day. Give me a break!

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I spend a lot of time writing and don't get out much. When I do, it usually starts raining.

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I'm not one of life's optimists.

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If you'd like to know more about me, read the books. It's all there. If you look hard enough.

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Eventually.